Thursday, December 25, 2008

...I feel the same as this kid does





Once again the great Lakeema Lewis of Plainfield, NJ informs me of what I will be able to do with my kids and then changed her mind at the last minute and screwed up everything that I had planned for me, my kids and the rest of my family for the Christmas holiday. I sure wish that the court date in Feb. would come a whole lost faster. Why is it that whenever I have time to spend with my kids (because of what I do for a living) someone is sick or something is already planned? She might be right but I am sure everyone has heard of the boy that cried wolf right? OK well done deal...Hate is a strong word but I HATE THAT WOMAN! I love my kids and she just cant stand to see me happy at any time because I dont want to be with her. I will not break as your father did when he walked out on you. I never understood why a woman would give a man a hard time that volunteerly wants to do for his kids. Yet I am treated like a man that does nothing or hasnt ever. They will ask who, what, when, where and why in the future...I hope you're prepared for what will happen after they understand the truth.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Top 5 Things...

Have you ever went to a fast food resturant to get something and then go through the drive thru and order your food? Of course but that isnt my reason for this...I was thinking about something when I went the last time and it came to me that most people go get something to eat and it be so good that they tear into that sh!t so fast its like they starve'n!!! Somethings from different places will make you do that though. So here is my top 5 list of things that I must have right after you give me my change and I am either in my car driving out the drive thru or in my car on the way home.

#5 - Popeyes Biscuits

Man come on...are you serious?! So soft...so warm...so buttery...Jelly?!?! Man please just hand me one and watch what happens.

#4 - Boston Market Cornbread

This might be just me but when it is hot and warm that cornbread is on point!


#3 - Mcdonalds Apple Pies (Outside US Overseas Fried Edition)

If you have ever been to europe and been to a mcdonalds you know that the apple pies over there are fried like they use to make them here years ago. Man sometimes I think this is why I still run. They be so good and they sometimes make them fresh right there and when you get them you want to bite into it but cant cause its hot and you bite into anyway and burn ya damn mouth...oh my goodness.

#2 - McDonalds French Fries

No one on earth can tell me that they have went through a drive thru at mcdonalds and once you get your bag of food and your change that you make it out the parking lot and have not had at least 5 frieds...AT LEAST 5!!! Man I dont know what they put on them fries besides salt but its something else that just makes your mouth water. Matter fact my mouth watered thinking about them fries.

#1 - KRISPY KREME DONUTS

Can we have a moment of silence...........................

OK for those of you who have not ever had a donut from krispy kreme I want to just say you have something wrong with you. These are the best donuts on earth hands down and I do not care dunkin or no one else. Its like the donuts send a signal to your brain that makes sure it remembers that the hot light could possibly be on when you drive by at any point in the day. And if the hot light is on...and you drive past...It is by far your duty at that point to make that turn off the road and get a dozen...thats 12...1 and 2 thats right. No I dont know about anyone else but here in raleigh, I can order a dozen and only eleven will make it out the parking lot. That long stretch that I have to drive down capital blvd. to get to my house, man I wish I would still have 11 donuts in the box. Its more like 8 or 9. Gots to be crack in them donuts. Whatever it is...thanks you.

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