Sunday, February 22, 2009

My Money Does Not Equal Your Money

This I just had to share....

My girldfriend (well I dont know if she is anymore) offered to do a big favor for me. I had somethings to return to the store but was going to be out of town and a little busy. She told me that she would return them for me and I said ok thanks. I jokingly told her to buy me something with the money that she got back but she said, "what I look like spending money on you with your money?" I was like, "OK just give the money back to me when I get back." Her response was, "OK."

Now between us having a fight about something very silly and me spending time with my kids FINALLY (no thanks to my baby momma...shot out to the judge YESSIR) I totally forgot that she did this for me. So the money that she got back from returning the stuff to the store she held on to. A few days ago she asked me to buy something at the store for her and I was down to do that. As we walk in the I give her the money and say to her just go get it. While we are in the store it come to my attention that HEY SHE HAS THE MONEY FROM THAT STUFF STILL! So I tell her, "Hey give me that money back and just use the money from the return you did." She looked at me like huh? At first I was like, "no she didnt..." but what she said next made me damn near fall out in the middle of the store. She said, "No I dont want to use that money for this...I am saving that money." WHAT!?!? How can you save my money? I guess just because I forgot to ask she thought it was now her money. My question was why didnt she give it back when she got back?

She was upset for pretty much half the day and tried to justify that I should give her the money back. Mind you it was $220! If it were like maybe $20 I may have let it go but oh no that is way too much and just the fact that she thought it was really her money. HAHAHA I cant stop laughing about this.

Not to mention she saw that I was on myspace and sent a message to a friend of mind who is a female and had a fit...It was a hey happy b-day message. Boy I tell you...Women! Cant live with them and well you know the rest. Keep your mind on whats important people and laugh at anything funny!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Get A Broom & Lift The Rug


Its a shame to me how when illegal drugs come into play with athletes that depending on who it is you may not even see any action taken toward them. In this case A-Rod was taking "ILLEGAL DRUGS" to perform as he stated in front of a camera to the nation and I really doubt that we will see anything happen to him. I think its wrong that anyone uses drugs to gain an advantage in anyway and I think that there are many "MANY" more in all sports but I do half way commend him for not fighting it and just saying "yes I did it." That doesnt make it alright however. Action should be taken against him and anyone that admits to or get caught taking performance enhancing drugs.


While I am on drugs lets talk about the human fish. This is the second time he has got into trouble. The first time was under age drinking and driving and now smoking marijuana. The first charge was well...read the title of this...and now he gets a "3 MONTH BAN" What on earth is that!? As an athlete I think this is the biggest joke of a ban that an athlete can get. It would have been better if they did nothing at all. He gets banned right up until its time to go and qualify for the world championships this year. Wow...how convenient or is it just me? Phelps is from Balitmore just as I am but I know if that were me I would have got it a whole lot worse.

Goes to show that it is still about who you are and what you have.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The 44th President...



BARACK OBAMA!

What a historic and wonderful day it is. First off it is wonderful to see the name Bush get the hell out of the White House. Now we have someonethat has embrassed the whole country with a plan of improvement and CHANGE! That will step in and not only make history...but to make an attempt to get this country back running the way that millions of people want it to run. However, I know I was not the only one watching on TV that heard the crowd singing, "Na-Na-Na-Na...Hey Hey Hey...Goodbye!" When FORMER president Bush came out. I felt sorry for a second but hey then I thought about gas prices and the Tahoe that I use to drive that I miss right now and its 4 inches of snow outside...No longer am I feeling sad for anything that happens or will happen to G.W.B. The time is here and change is in effect...What a day!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

OLD SCHOOL VIDEO



This was one of my favorite videos back in the day. Not sure why but I played this song so much back in the day. Man the words of choice in this video take me back and make me laugh so much just to think that I use to talk like this. LOL

!!! STOP THE CAR !!!


THIS IS SIGN LANGUAGE FOR:
pull over, walk in, order 12, get back in the car, start eating one before you drive off

One Week Later...


...And its still the same result

Monday, January 5, 2009

RAVENS



Need I say anything else?

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Sunday Morning Long Run...

...but I wake up to get dressed to run 3 miles this morning (yes I do run that far) and as I am almost fully dressed mother nature starts to let loose the juice LOL! It just started raining so hard and I was like, "Are you kidding me!?" Well I had the thought process of laying down and playing xbox, laying down next to my girlfriend or going for a run in the rain. If you read the below that I wrote then you know exactly what I did.

THE TIME IS NOW FOR 8/18/09

Thursday, December 25, 2008

...I feel the same as this kid does





Once again the great Lakeema Lewis of Plainfield, NJ informs me of what I will be able to do with my kids and then changed her mind at the last minute and screwed up everything that I had planned for me, my kids and the rest of my family for the Christmas holiday. I sure wish that the court date in Feb. would come a whole lost faster. Why is it that whenever I have time to spend with my kids (because of what I do for a living) someone is sick or something is already planned? She might be right but I am sure everyone has heard of the boy that cried wolf right? OK well done deal...Hate is a strong word but I HATE THAT WOMAN! I love my kids and she just cant stand to see me happy at any time because I dont want to be with her. I will not break as your father did when he walked out on you. I never understood why a woman would give a man a hard time that volunteerly wants to do for his kids. Yet I am treated like a man that does nothing or hasnt ever. They will ask who, what, when, where and why in the future...I hope you're prepared for what will happen after they understand the truth.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Top 5 Things...

Have you ever went to a fast food resturant to get something and then go through the drive thru and order your food? Of course but that isnt my reason for this...I was thinking about something when I went the last time and it came to me that most people go get something to eat and it be so good that they tear into that sh!t so fast its like they starve'n!!! Somethings from different places will make you do that though. So here is my top 5 list of things that I must have right after you give me my change and I am either in my car driving out the drive thru or in my car on the way home.

#5 - Popeyes Biscuits

Man come on...are you serious?! So soft...so warm...so buttery...Jelly?!?! Man please just hand me one and watch what happens.

#4 - Boston Market Cornbread

This might be just me but when it is hot and warm that cornbread is on point!


#3 - Mcdonalds Apple Pies (Outside US Overseas Fried Edition)

If you have ever been to europe and been to a mcdonalds you know that the apple pies over there are fried like they use to make them here years ago. Man sometimes I think this is why I still run. They be so good and they sometimes make them fresh right there and when you get them you want to bite into it but cant cause its hot and you bite into anyway and burn ya damn mouth...oh my goodness.

#2 - McDonalds French Fries

No one on earth can tell me that they have went through a drive thru at mcdonalds and once you get your bag of food and your change that you make it out the parking lot and have not had at least 5 frieds...AT LEAST 5!!! Man I dont know what they put on them fries besides salt but its something else that just makes your mouth water. Matter fact my mouth watered thinking about them fries.

#1 - KRISPY KREME DONUTS

Can we have a moment of silence...........................

OK for those of you who have not ever had a donut from krispy kreme I want to just say you have something wrong with you. These are the best donuts on earth hands down and I do not care dunkin or no one else. Its like the donuts send a signal to your brain that makes sure it remembers that the hot light could possibly be on when you drive by at any point in the day. And if the hot light is on...and you drive past...It is by far your duty at that point to make that turn off the road and get a dozen...thats 12...1 and 2 thats right. No I dont know about anyone else but here in raleigh, I can order a dozen and only eleven will make it out the parking lot. That long stretch that I have to drive down capital blvd. to get to my house, man I wish I would still have 11 donuts in the box. Its more like 8 or 9. Gots to be crack in them donuts. Whatever it is...thanks you.

I Know Its Been A While...

WAIT FOR IT...WAIT FOR IT...

Thursday, November 13, 2008

BOUNCE !



THATS RIGHT...ITS ME SNITCHES! LMAO

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

!!! The OBAMA's !!!


All I can say really right now is "wow!" I feel blessed to see change happening in my country but happy that I am witnessing history. A new president soon to be and hopefully a new outlook for the future. OK now...President elect Obama promised his kids a new puppy and said the puppy was coming to the white house with them. Was I the only one that was thinking, "Hmmm...what kind of dog will it be?" I hope its pitbull LOL! and finally a FINE SEXY EDUCATED first lady.

All in all forget color and ethnic background...the best person for the job I believe has got the job now and that is what matters most to me. If I had to see Sarah Palin in the white house running anything I would have moved out this country. She couldnt be president of my Xbox 360 association! However I did like the speech that McCain gave. It was the type of speech he was suppose to give and I felt like he may have seriously meant every word. OK...maybe not but he made it seem that way. Its a good week for me...Q-tip album, Blackberry Bold and now waiting on thursday. Come on GEARS OF WAR HAHAHA

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Die Hard (the edited version)

I was watching TNT this morning while doing some school work and Die Hard was on (the one with Samuel L. Jackson) And in the scene where they were on the boat Bruce Willis hands Jackson the gun and Jackson asked how to use it. Willis was suprised and said, "you dont know how to use a gun?" Jackson then replied, "Just because I am black doesnt mean that I know how to use a gun you racist melon farmer" If I may ask for a second...WHAT THE HELL?!?! Now I know everyone knows that the correct line from the original movie was racist mutha f'er but is melon farmer the best that they could do? Wow...I had to rewind me DVR and listen a few times. It cracked me up LOL

Thursday, October 30, 2008

This Is Why I Love Little Brother...


Little Brother Stand Up from Real Frequency on Vimeo.

NO HOMO

This is a phrase that I have grown to get really damn sick and tired of hearing guys say. I mean sometimes I dont think there is a need for you to tell me "NO HOMO" because I already understand that shit! If I say, "I love Little Brothers music" does that mean I have to say "NO HOMO" for you to figure out that I am not trying to hit phonte and big pooh lyrics from the back? I just love listening to the damn music that they make. Who came up with this nonsense? More stupid ebonic terms for black folks to use. Is it ok for me to get in a heated arguement with someone and when I have just had enough I can go, "man fuck you!...NO HOMO" I wish I would ever use this phrase. I would slap my damn self.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Trouble Week

Everyone that knows me knows that I am a big fan a electronics. New gadgets coming out is a weekness of mine right next to krispy kreme donuts, deep fried twinkies and pretty women that are sweet(hope you know what sweet means). Anyway in a few days I will be coming up on a week of things coming out that will end me up in the house able to do nothing. Hopefully I have a friend or two that will want to see meand take me out and PAY FOR IT! Starting on halloween I will be at Hampton University for the homecoming. Not really going to spend much but I will be around friends and have a good time. I have to drive from NC to VA so gas will cost me. Then I will return home to that monday waiting for the blackberry bold which is "FINALLY" ready to be released on that tuesday, the new Q-Tip album and then GEARS OF WAR 2 thursday night at midnight. I will be unavailable once Gears is in my possesion. If you want to reach me you better have my phone number or an Xbox live account If not you are S.O.L. HAHAHA.

(I dont have a girlfriend so I dont have to worry about spending any quality time)